Tag Archives: Julia Sweeney

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. Julia Sweeney

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad. Julia Sweeney

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental. Julia Sweeney

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God. Julia Sweeney

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble. Julia Sweeney

I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist – being an atheist seemed so rigid. But the more I became comfortable with the word, and the more I read, it started to stick. Julia Sweeney

I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket. Julia Sweeney

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true. Julia Sweeney

Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing. Julia Sweeney

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go. Julia Sweeney