When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pro wrestler. Other kids wanted to be cops and astronauts, but I wanted to be Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake, and Jake 'The Snake.' I wanted to be those guys! I used to tape matches on my […]
Tag Archives: Josh Segarra
I didn't grow up listening to musicals. I sang…
I didn't grow up listening to musicals. I sang coritos or Spanish spiritual songs and was raised on gospel singer Kirk Franklin. Josh Segarra
In my top five favorite movies is a movie called…
In my top five favorite movies is a movie called 'Heavy Weights.' I was a chunkier kid and dreamed of going to fat camp with go-karts and stuff. That was written by Judd Apatow. Josh Segarra
I was fat when I was a kid. I was…
I was fat when I was a kid. I was a little chunkier, but that's boring because everyone was fat when they were a kid, right? Didn't we all go through a chubby stage? Mine maybe lasted a little longer – mine went until, like, the end of high school. Josh Segarra
I grew up in a house where we danced all…
I grew up in a house where we danced all the time because we're Puerto Rican. Josh Segarra
You always hear me talk about my two ladies: my…
You always hear me talk about my two ladies: my wife and my dog. Josh Segarra
When you got a great cast around you, it makes…
When you got a great cast around you, it makes the story easier to tell, to be honest. Josh Segarra
When I saw 'Hamilton,' it changed my life. It's…
When I saw 'Hamilton,' it changed my life. It's one of the most beautiful things I saw on stage. Josh Segarra
I wanted to be a pro wrestler, but my mom…
I wanted to be a pro wrestler, but my mom didn't let me. I used to make videos and stuff in the backyard. I had a buddy named Daniel Decker, and we used to have a tag team called the 'Deck Garra Era.' We used to make video after video. We were the tag team […]
Everything I learned about women, I learned from…
Everything I learned about women, I learned from the ages of 13-16. Every girl would talk to me about their problems, and none of them wanted to date me. So, I learned all of these things. So, when I finally got to the place where I could hit on girls, I just referenced back to […]