Tag Archives: Jon Stewart

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. Jon Stewart

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart

Here's the point – you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart

A joke is a joke. There's an expression – I don't know if you have it – that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher? Jon Stewart

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. Jon Stewart

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. Jon Stewart

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. Jon Stewart