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Life is BEAUTIFUL* ——–*Conditions Apply.

 

The earth weight is 7 Septimillion tons. Don’t make it heavier by having a heavy heart.

 

Never argue with idiots. They drag U down 2 their lvl, then beat U with experience.

 

If a cat crosses U, it means that D cat is also going somewhere.

 

God made some perfect heads. On D rest, he put hair 2 hide his mistakes.

 

What faster than a coin rolling down a steep slope? A miser running to catch it.

 

Wrong number is never engaged. Similarly unwanted and useless things R always available.

 

Pride is an overestimation of self by reason of self-love.

 

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in D butt.

 

Here’s D world’s smallest truth about truth: Truth hurts…so people lie.

 

Never wrestle a Pig. U both get dirty, & the pig likes it.

 

Patience is not much about waiting; it is more about how 1 behaves while waiting.

 

All D problems in D World R created by those who want perfection.

 

Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. Stick to Ur vision.

 

Rudeness is the weak man’s limitation of strength.

 

Although D tongue weighs very little, very few people R able to hold it.

 

10 two letter sentence can change life if understood correctly: IF IT IS TO BE, IT IS UP TO ME.

 

If U desire 2 blossom like a rose in D garden, 1st you have to learn D art of adjusting with D thorns.

 

Courage is needed 2 stand up & speak. Courage is also important when U sit down & listen.

 

Everyone have to challenge the changes, not change the challenges.

 

Worrying doesn’t decrease yesterday’s regret, but it wash out today’s strength.

 

Trees get uprooted, but D simple grass survives Bcoz its down to earth, Noble & humble.

 

It takes life to love life.

 

A +ve attitude is a person’s passport 2 a better 2morrow.

 

Every day may not B superb, but there’s always something good in every day.

 

4 those who understand, no explanation is needed. 4 those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

 

U will not B punished 4 Ur anger, but U will B Punished by Ur anger.

 

Plan Ur future in advance Bcoz that is where U will spend D rest of Ur life.

 

If nobody is der the hurt U, U will never know D person who cares 4 U.

 

Who is most time-consuming in making a promise, is D most truthful in fulfilling it.

 

If U are not profitable U cannot afford the future and if U are not innovative U have no future.

 

Life is not a rehearsal of a play. Each day is new. So give your best shot, as D show must go on.

 

For every bird, god provides food but not in their nest.

 

It takes time to save the time.

 

Earlier we used to cast our vote in elections.  These days we vote for a caste.

 

We will be successful when delivering the best is the only option & not one of the options.

 

Please do not seem to understand that their view of D world is also a confession of character.

 

The price of one year’s of fast living is ten years of regret.

 

We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

 

The heaviest things you carry are grudges.

 

Never expect gratitude. In case U gets it, be pleasurably shocked.

 

Challenges R what make life exciting; overcome them is what makes life meaningful.

 

A rich person is not the one who has the most, but who needs the least.

 

We get rich not by treasures in our banks, but by D treasures, we bank in the hearts of others.

 

Do ordinary stuff in an extraordinary manner.

 

Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed.

 

There is always another change in life for everything, but there is no chance of another life.

 

Always look back with satisfaction and look ahead with confidence.

 

If U want a share of the fame, U have got 2 B willing 2 take a share of the blame.

 

If you are not riding the wave of change, you will find yourself beneath it.